I always have such fun writing Alexis. I also find his dialogue remarkably easy to write which makes me worry slightly that I might *gasp* actually talk kind of like that myself. Eeep, that is a frightening thought. I wanted to put a bit of Australian slang in their. He was going to something about minding your own bizzo (which is of course an abbrev in Aussie lingo for business). But according to Urban dictionary JayZ (who might I just mention came a lot later than Australia) coined the term bizzo which is a cross between a bitch and a ho. Lovely. All my slang… ruined! So it got cut but I just wanted to gripe a little here. Stupid JayZ.

I really feel for Harndall having to listen to Alexis on confession day.

And might I just say, gosh it was nice to write something a bit lighthearted for a change. It’s been getting so heavy lately. We have another happy chapter coming up and then things are going to get quite heavy again for a while.

That was beeeeeautiful! That and how he started telling Garald of his own misadventures in exactly the same way he’d been thinking them earlier. I love how he seems to enjoy confession day, if only because it brings back fond memories of his antics–”Hmmm, better pick out all my best sins for Father Harndall to hear today!”

But yeah, hopefully Garald takes that into consideration. Or maybe Alexis might mention this to Nyawe? Then she could be all “Wait a minute… rape? What?” Oh man, that would be totally awesome if Alexis, of all people, was the one to fix this marriage