Steen is that scared
“Alright lads… I’ll be countin’ to three and then yew all got to be pushin’”, Noah’s voice rang out.
Steen braced his back in preparation, glad to have a distraction. It was Hepsie’s time and each moment his mind strayed over that thought he panicked and forgot how to breath. It wasn’t a pleasant sensation and so he was happy to focus his breathing on moving the heavy stones into position.
“Alright then… one… two… three… PUSH!”
“Yew need to be movin’ it a bit to the left there Sermak”, Engin’s voice whined from behind Steen, “And Arran, yer not pushin’ hard enough… put yer back into it lad”.
Steen was once again glad that he was distracted, otherwise he would have been unable to fight the strong compulsion that was growing in him. He wanted nothing more than to plant his fist right in the middle of Engin’s over-sized nose.
“Okay… now be lettin’ go… well done lads”.
“It be lookin’ a bit crooked from over here Noah… yew might need to be doin’ it again”, Engin said pompously.
Now that Steen’s hands were free he thought perhaps he would just give in to the urge. Just a little bop on the nose couldn’t do Engin that much harm and it would do Steen the world of good.
But as he turned he saw Juzzine standing a little away, gazing at them nervously, waiting till they had finished what they were doing.
His heart was in his mouth, so that he was choking on it, his tongue bouncing around as it thumped and thumped so that he couldn’t manage to say anything at all.
“Er… Steen dear… I think yew better be comin’ with me”, Juzzine said delicately.
Steen managed to untangle his tongue from the wet-meaty lump and blurted out, “Hepsie… she.. I… we… Hepsie…”
Juzzine looked shocked when she realised what he had thought, “Oh no… oh no… she’s bein’ just fine… it’s just well… yew really best be comin’ then”.
“I… the baby… the baby… what about the wee baby?!”, Steen heard his voice growing more and more high pitched until he thought he was shrieking in a rather womanly fashion and tried to compensate with a deep growl.
“The baby”, he finally settled on.
“Oh… it’s not here just yet love… it’s just… well really… yew gotta go there I be thinkin’. We sorta be needin’ yer help”.
In an instant Steen was running through the courtyard, leaving Juzzine and the men behind, scattering chickens in his haste. He ran towards the small room in the west wing where he and Hepsie were staying until their cottage was finished.
The door began to open and he skidded to an abrupt halt, and a chicken that had been desperately running before him gave a relieved squawk and toddled off to the side.
It was Hepsie, her swollen belly swaying beneath her flimsy underclothes as she waddled hurriedly through the door. Gena was following behind, feeling her way along the door frame as quickly as she could manage.
“Please Hepsie love… yew got to be comin’ back inside. Babies comin’ it is”, Gena trembled, reaching her hand around trying to find where Hepsie was standing.
Hepsie looked up and saw Steen standing rooted to the spot, unable to think straight. Wasn’t she supposed to be lying down. Steen didn’t really understand how the process worked nor did he really want to as it terrified the pickles out of him, but he was pretty sure it wasn’t supposed to happen here in the courtyard in front of anyone who walked past.
Hepsie’s face suddenly changed, her brows coming together in a ferocious frown, her lips curling down as she glared directly at him. He almost looked behind him to check it wasn’t aimed at someone else, but he felt fairly sure the only living creatures around were the chickens and he did not know what they could have done to provoke such a face.
“Yew!”, she shrieked, and rushed up to him, pounding at his chest ineffectually with her tiny fists.
“Look a what’ve yew done to me yew big ruddy fool!!”
Steen looked around in a panic, but he couldn’t see anything that was different, nor imagine how he could have been responsible.
“Yew put this thing inside me yew big damn oaf and now I got to be bloody well gettin’ it out again now don’t I!!”
Steen didn’t think he had ever heard his good-natured little wife swear before and now she had the mouth of a common fishwife.
She poked him again hard in the chest and was about to do it again when she crumpled over in pain.
“Oooooh… “, she clutched at her heaving belly as Steen hovered before her unsure of what to do.
When the contraction passed she looked up at him, the anger gone leaving behind only the face of a frightened girl.
“I don’t want to be doin’ it Steen… it be hurtin’ that much and I don’t think I got the strength to do it. I don’t want to anymore… can yew just be takin’ me home now and we forget this whole baby thing? Please Steen… can’t we just be goin’ home to our little cottage? I don’t care that it’s only bein’ half built. Please?”.
Her lower lip was trembling as she looked at him, tears forming at the corners of her eyes and threatening to spill down her flushed cheeks.
“Well I dunno love, but I be guessin’ there ain’t much in this here world that’s gonna be stoppin’ that wee baby from comin’ whether yew or I be likin’ it or not”.
“And if I ever knew any woman that was bein’ strong enough it’s bein yew Hepsie… yer just about the strongest woman I ever been meetin’”.
“And surely since yew been bringin’ that many littl’uns into this world yew can be doin’ it fer our own. Just think love… soon we’ll be havin’ our own little son or daughter. Our very own and we can take the wee thing back to our cottage and be startin’ our own little family”.
Hepsie was gazing sadly at the ground, all the anger gone out of her, her shoulders drooping wearily.
“Yew just got to be doin’ this one thing now and yew got to be bein’ brave fer yer old Steen and that littl’un who’s bein’ so desperate to be comin’ out an meetin’ his Ma. And I know yew can Hepsie… yer just about the bravest woman I ever knowed”.
And then she flung herself into his arms, clinging to him like she never had before.
“I’m bein’ that scared Steen”, she whispered in his ear.
“I know love, but yew’ll be alright. Yer strong and brave and from all that kickin’ I been feelin’ these last months so’s the littl’un”.
“Now give yer old Steen a kiss and be off with yew”.
He pulled her gently to him, kissing her soft lips and tried not to let in the thought that perhaps this would be the last time he ever would. He ran his fingers through her long black hair and felt her warm body pressing against his. She was strong. She was brave. They would be alright.
“Ooooh… damn… bloody hell!”, she drew away, shouting obscenities as another wave of pain rushed through her body.
Steen rubbed her arm until it passed.
“I guess you gotte be goin’ real soon then love. Seems like it won’t be too much longer”.
She nodded and allowed herself to be led away by Gena.
Darina was waiting at the door, coaxing in an uncharacteristically gentle voice, “Come on then dearie… best to get it over with. Won’t be too much longer then”.
“I love yew Hepsie”, Steen called after her.
“I love yew too Steen… ooooh”.
And then the door shut and as Steen thought of the room beyond he realised he was “bein’ that scared” too, but he was glad he had not told her.




















Jut to let you all know so that you don’t worry, Hepsie successfully gave birth to a son called Thaell. I didn’t want you worrying, but I wasn’t planning to do a post after the birth. I feel like I spend so much time on giving birth posts at the moment so I decided not to. I will put a picture up of him in the character’s ages page later tonight. I am in the process of updating it with pics of the babies so if you check a bit later… probably later tonight they will be there.
I had such fun writing this chapter… I really love these two so much. They are just so unbearably cute and funny. I always enjoy writing the peasant chapters. They usually end up being so much more light-hearted than the nobility.
Yay, Hepsie! I find it hilarious that she’s frightened of giving birth after helping everyone else. You’d think she’d be used to it, but I guess not. That’s not really something you can get used to (until you’ve had like, ten kids)…
I loved how she was cussing him out, too. Ahh, Hepsie. You’re right, they are a bit more lighthearted and Hepsie is always a good read.
That was hilarious! After all the times we have sung the praises of sweet, wonderful Hepsie, always the voice of reason, always the one comforting everyone else… to see her panicking and swearing like a trooper! She is so cute mad, too.
(And I liked seeing Engin back up to his usual tricks.)
Even without all that, this chapter would still have been worth it just for a chance to see the growing castle. So cool to see it going up. Makes me want to do some outside shots of my own castles, not that many of them are in any condition to be seen from outside…
Yay Hepsie is a mommy.
Yeah… I thought it was time that we were reminded that Hepsie is only 17 and even for someone who has been present for so many births it is a completely different thing when its you doing it for a change. Poor Hepsie! It must have been a bit of a shock for her. I really love it how Steen just took it in his stride and said exactly what she needed to hear to get back in there and pop out that baby
I am so glad to just have a castle! Not much of a castle but still… it is really fun to be able to take pictures at different stages of development. I remember back when all the rooms in Lothere were wooden and seeing how the furniture has evolved. I love it when we get to see some outside shots of your castles, they always look so amazing.
I think that you can’t really prepare for childbirth until you’re actually having one yourself. No matter how many you see or how many videos or classes, you just can’t imagine what’s it’s like until you experience it yourself.
Yay Hepsie! I loved seeing the not-so-softer side of her!
I think I have been writing about childbirth too much lately. Last night I dreamed I was pregnant and going into labour. But it took forever and the doctors said if I ate some fried rice it would speed up the process (???). Then my boyf said it was taking to long and he had to get back to uni (haha I would be so mad if he actually did that!). Very strange.
Fried rice! That is priceless! The boyf saying he had to leave, I could swear that has happened to me in dreams before, but I don’t think I’ve ever dreamt about having babies.
I hate to say it but lately my castles have been de-volving.
I am putting pressure on myself to de-anachronisticize (???) my pictures to the extent allowed by the CC and Sims building materials available to me. All of my new, out-of-valley castles are steadily getting more rustic and less 14th-century. I am working on Old Aed’s hall at the moment and it’s pretty cool, if I may say so, and by cool I mean totally sweet. But it’s almost entirely wooden!
Oh what a great post! I love how at the beginning all the men are saying, “1-2-3 Push!” and its a chapter about labor. And that picture of Hepsie all pissed and Gena all nervous…priceless. I always love that line when women start screaming at their husbands for what they did to them…I wonder if I’ll be like that when I have a baby. Probably not, I’ll probably be so excited to be having a baby I’ll just be giggling the whole time.
I’m glad Hepsie is ok, they need her around there. And now she will be an even better midwife cause she’ll know what its like! Instead of saying, “Its ok” she’ll say, “I know it hurts like a son of a bitch, but its going to be ok”. Its like how doctors should get operated on before they can practice.
Great post
I’ll catch up soon I hope!
Hehe… I’m glad you noticed that Tiana, it was intentional
I think you are right, Hepsie will be a better midwife now because she has actually been through it herself. It’s good to have you back btw
I did not even notice the 1-2-3 push.
so funny! Breathe!!!