Cindra runs once around the ship
“Well then my dear Cindra”, Lisbet clasped her hands as she spoke, a gleeful grin spreading across her face, “I think you and I both know your time has come”.
“But Lisbet!”, Cindra cried with an exaggerated shiver, “it is so very cold outside tonight and here I am with nought but a flimsy nightgown”.
“Would you be so very cruel as to send me out on a night like this”, she battered her eyelids with her most endearing look, clasping her hands beneath her chin for added effect.
“Very cold my big fat belly!”, Lisbet retorted.
“Oh!”, Cindra cried in mock dismay, “oh how can you say such terribly crass things. I would not have expected it from a lady such as yourself. I shall feel ashamed to be seated in your company”.
They could not hold in a snigger at this, thinking about the earlier altercation of the day. That Nyawe really was too much.
“Now Cindra, there is no escaping your duty tonight… you have already made every excuse under the sun and it is positively barmy outside this evening. So you better hike up the skirts of that flimsy nightgown of yours and get going around the ship on your pretty little ankles”, she looked down appraisingly, “which are decidedly not swollen and for that very fact you should be exceedingly glad. Oh to run again…”.
“I on the other hand, am going to go inside, rest my dreadful ankles on something soft and watch your progress through the window”.
“But Lisbet!”, Cindra quickly scrabbled around for an excuse she had not already used, “it is so dark. What if I fall and twist one of these pretty little ankles? What will we do if we only have one lovely ankle between the two of us. Someone needs to draw the eyes of the menfolk, else they be continuously focused on the slender ankles of a certain black-haired hussy. And to be honest with you, I just don’t think one will be sufficient”.
“Oh Cindra… truly, you are killing me. Enough with the excuses. You lost the bet. I won. Therefore the end result is you, this ship and three times a nightgown clad run”.
“Beside”, Lisbet gazed upwards, “There is a full moon tonight so I think those ankles of yours are safe”.
“Now my lady, do you think you are up to the task or must I admit that my friend is a coward who cannot keep her promise”.
“Now, now Lisbet, don’t be too hasty to bring out such words. There is not a doubt that I am braver than most, I simply had a few concerns that needed to be dealt with. Do I not look like I am up to the task”.
She paused, lifting her arms in the air in mockery of their husbands posing before an arm wrestle, “Can you not see these bulging biceps”.
“Yes dearest, but I don’t expect you to walk on your hands so what use is a bulging bicep to me”, she giggled as Cindra began to grab a the hem of her nightgown, “No no! Put your skirt down, I am sure you have strong thighs, you are already indecent enough as it is without displaying any more skin”.
“Now off with you and I don’t want to see you again until you have been thrice around the entire ship”.
Cindra began an awkward run down the stairs hearing Lisbet’s giggle behind her. Laugh as she may Cindra was a Baroness and she would run like one. Unfortunately her short stature and the lack of a corset to hold in her jiggly bits were making it a little more awkward than she had anticipated.
Also the waterlogged floorboards were really quite cold under her barefeet despite the warmth of the spring evening, meaning that she felt disinclined to leave them there for too long. This had an undesired effect on turning what would have been a graceful gallop, into a clumsy trot.
She wondered what Garrick was doing. Probably in the galley drinking again. She would wake up after some dreadful dream about his dead sister to find him snoring, stinking of ale. She was so involved in scowling that she wasn’t paying attention as she ran up the stairs and she almost ran into a shadowy figure leaning over the railing.
A large portion of the shadowy figure suddenly detached and she heard both a female and male gasp. Then Alexis and Nyawe were standing before her with sheepish grins.
She stood fixed to the spot in shock. She and Lisbet had whispered many things about Nyawe but they had never thought of her and Sir Hwratar. In fact they had never had any proof of their imaginings at all and so, she realised, this was a moment to be savoured.
“Oh… oh your Ladyship”, Alexis said still unconciously gripping the arm of the steward’s wife, “How fortunate you are here”, his gaze wandered downwards to the buttons along the front of her nightgown, “taking some exercise in your… err… night attire”.
She stared haughtily at him until his eyes moved back up to hers, “I… I was just trying to help Mistress Elmvarn. She… she has something in her eye”.
Nyawe tore her arm from Alexis’ grasp and began to rub furiously at her eye for effect, “Yes.. ow.. it’s really hurting. I can’t think what on earth it might be”.
Cindra desperately tried to keep a straight face and not come up with helpful suggestions as to what might have accidentally lodged there. They stood before her, faces flushed, hair dishevelled, their eyes wide in the moonlight. It really was too perfect.
“Do you have any suggestions”, Alexis asked with a winning smile.
Cindra pretended to consider for a moment while he shifted feet awkwardly.
“Why yes Sir Hwratar. I have always thought that perhaps in such moments, the application of one’s tongue to the mouth is perhaps the least useful method of removal of the offensive object. You might have better luck asking Goodwife Cade for help”.
She wiggled her eyebrows suggestively although she was unsure they could see it in the moonlight, probably a good thing on second thought since she suspected she may have looked ridiculous.
“I’m sure she will try a different method. Lord knows how many times the tongue-in-mouth procedure has been employed without a significant result. But really you weren’t to know that it was out of fashion”.
She turned on her heel, scampering down the stairs and onto the lower deck. When she was out of site, she nigh exploded with pent up laughter, leaning against a mast for support.
Really it was too much, to watch them floundering before her, to have her revenge against that woman who had flirted so outrageously and openly with her husband.
She laughed until her sides ached and she was bent over, clutching at her shaking belly. She couldn’t wait to tell Lisbet. But first she had to make it twice more around the ship.















I wonder whether Cindra isn’t laughing too soon. She was running around the ship in her nightgown, and I can’t begin to imagine what Nyawe is going to make out of that.
And creep creep creep! “OH HAI, I was just helping her get something out of her eye!” Has he no shame?? *prudish glare*
I am really dying to know what’s going through Nyawe’s head. She seems more or less on top of things here, not flipping out and panicking, so I’m still not buying the innocent act.
As I was climbing into bed last night I was wondering whether Alexis and his hussy were truly going to have an uninterrupted rendez-vous at the mast… in fact the only thing I couldn’t decide was who would find them. I didn’t think of Cindra.
That bet! I am so glad you remembered it!
When I was about Cindra’s age I once had to run several blocks at night in my underwear (on a dare, not a bet) and you captured it so perfectly, with the jiggling and the trotting and the cold pavement beneath the bare feet! So perfectly, I BET YOU’VE DONE IT BEFORE!! *another prudish glare*
Oh that was beautiful! At first I was worried that some evil vampire was going to get Cindra as she was running around alone on the ship, but this was much better! I can just picture her and Lisbet cracking up for hours over this!
Another hilarious image I have now is of Lothere running around in her underware ‘giggling and jiggling’. How come I’ve never been dared to do such fun and hilarious things? I need more adventurous and spontanious friends!
Hi. I’m glad that Cindra managed to catch Nyawe and Alex together although I do see Lothere’s point about people wondering what she is doing wondering round the ship in her nightgrown.
Though I wonder if Morven and Nyawe’s husband will find out about it and how they will react? I’m espically wondering about Morven I hope she tells Alex the truth about her state of health.
Keep Simming!.
See ya.
I have to admit that I have also done the running around several blocks in my underwear *sheepish grin*. I have to say that somehow the boys had it worse since we made them run around in their undies with their socks pulled up and they were still wearing their shirts. They looked absolutely ridiculous! It is pretty bad here though, everytime there is a party and it gets to a certain level of drunkenness someone starts stripping off and all the Swedes to a undies (or worse nuddy!) run around the apartments. In the snow! So cold! It is so odd living in a country where they have no problem at all with nudity. I am such a prude. I am only now just getting to be ok with going to the sauna with a friend of mine (a girl) who is also Australian. And we have been friends for 17 years! What I am not okay with is her Swedish friend who comes along sometimes and stretches in the nude! I so could not stretch in the nude. So weird!
I wouldn’t speak to soon if I were you Tiana *evil grin*…
People may wonder about Cindra and her nightgown escapade, but they also consider (possibly rightly) to be rather immature and they will probably believe that is was a bet. Especially since Lisbet about winning a bet about Atholt to a fair few people, although she hasn’t mentioned what the penalty was.
Ahhhhh nudity! I remember the first time I went trotting down the street in Oberkassel to get some jam at the store and came face to nipples with a giant billboard advertising yogurt or gum or something totally unrelated to a naked female. There was also that tabloid-ish daily paper that was on everyone’s kitchen table in the morning (well, not ours but our friends’), and I would get a shock every time I opened to page 2 and saw the nude model of the day. Totally had nothing to do there in amongst all the articles about boring every-day stuff. And the nude swimming! “But I don’t have my swimsuit with me” was a nonsensical protest. And the topless sunbathers all down the banks of the Rhine. My God I never even realized how much nudity there was in everyday life in Germany. They probably don’t even notice, it is just Puritan me.
What is it about these, uh, non-Anglo-Saxon Germanic peoples? Actually, what is it about the Anglo-Saxons? What’s our problem?
I really don’t know what our problem is, but there is such a big difference! Not only that but most Europeans seem to be disturbingly frank about bodily functions in a way that still makes me cringe. I asked me supervisor (she is German) if she wanted to get lunch the other day and she said “oh no, sorry, I have diarrhoea” and I was like “eeek you said the d-word”. People just don’t talk about that sort of stuff much back home.
That is way more information than you needed. Now you know why Alred went back to sleep.